F.M.W.T.

Short for "Fat Man With Titties"

"Is that an F.M.W.T. at the bar"
"Let me get a closer look" Comes back "Yeah, you were right."

by Malcom is the Man! January 26, 2006

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F.M.

Aka as a Faith moment. A moment when someone is so full of themselves that they change the convo so it is about them bc their life is so boring they have nothing else to talk about except themselves

Aimee: I wanna go to the beach tonight
Mikayla: I'm a really good swimmer and like I posted a beach photo on insta last night go like it
Demi: Fuck off Mikayla stop having an F.M.

by antifmgang November 15, 2018

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f my p

acronym for fuck my pussy or fuck my penis

Mike: Hey Bob i'm all out of money can you spot me a couple bucks??
Bob: F my P

by keller22 January 19, 2008

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F u b a r

Acronym for F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition.

Your mom's face is F u b a r after blowing her face off.

by Special Edward January 9, 2008

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A disparaging term for the e-book since these electronic books are often poorly organized, contain misspellings and grammatical errors, and are poorly researched, hence they are very cheap and even so, people often feel they’ve been fucked when they buy them.

You can rest assured that I won’t be sinking my hard-earned pennies into an f-book ever again.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

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