Dumpster Muncher

Someone that eats food that should have probably been thrown away long ago.

A: "Hey, toss this in the garbage, its spoiled"
B: "What, nah, its got another 3-4 days on it"
A: "Dude, its got mold and slime on it"
B: "It's fine, it's fine. I'll eat it"
A: "Freaken dumpster muncher..."

by Simofie March 30, 2023

Dumpster Dick

The male side to a "dick dumpster" or a "cum dumpster".

A very promiscuous male who frequent the local " cum dumpster" depository.

His dick will stink of the many dumpster dives he has done.

Karen the cum dumpster took in a nother donation from Mike; he is one big dumpster diving dumpster dick.

by anonymous April 9, 2023

Dumpster delight

When you get fingered behind a dumpster on your break from your fast food worker job

Tammy got a little dumpster delight from rick last night between shifts

by Deebaby May 5, 2023

Dumpster fire

A person, usually (female) who leads an unbelievably chaotic, and almost tragic life characterized by unnecesary drama, constant conflict and unfailingly driven by a personality disorder.

I can't believe you ever dated that dumpster fire in the first place!

by Del Cyrus July 10, 2023

Dumpster diving

OHOHO So you DID find it? I guess it IS FBI then isn't it? Hello... Mrs Agent?

Hym "Yeah. Somebody went dumpster diving didn't they? Don't throw things away. The trash is the first place they check."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Dumpster-Fire

A Dumpster-Fire is someone who never functions on a daily basis and can not pull themselves and their shit together

Our English is always such a Dumpster-fire

by Cheese Quasont July 25, 2023

Dumpster house

Hurray dumpster house! I like my dumpster house.

Hym "Hey, I would clean my dumpster house if I felt like it... Which I don't.... I'd clean it today if I knew Mia Khalifa was coming over... But alas... No impending pornstar booty... Oh well... I mean... She's rich so we could just get a hotel room. So really, I wouldn't even NEED to clean dumpster house... And she's hotter than your wife... So there's that... Ummmmm.... Hey, real quick, imagine this for me: Big veiny black cock OPE! TOO LATE! YOU TRIED TO NOT DO IT BUT YOU'RE DOING IT NOW! THE MAKES YOU A HOOOOMOOOO! Hell forever Matt. That's where you're going now. For spending your time thinkin bout fat cocks. And reading the work of a guy that is comprised of like.... 36% fat cocks... Pretty gay to be honest. The fact the your read this daily doesn't piss your book demon off? Weird..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023