ducked

A textagram of fucked, used instead of adding 'fucked' to the 'my words' list. Now used irl instead of dropping the f-bomb

(texting):
dude, i'm so ducked for that test tomorrow

(where profanity is frowned upon):
what the duck, man?

by gmoonit March 16, 2009

fuck a duck

1. expression used in place of "oh shit!"
2. a fun ditty

1. fuck a duck! No papers!
2. (tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Stick your finger in a yak
Support your local zoo!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 30, 2009

the duck's nuts

adj. used to give the highest praise. Derived from the "Duck's" brand of packaged nuts available in most supermarkets.

"Damn - that is the Duck's nuts fo sho!!"

by markuz July 7, 2005

Ducati

A great motorcycle manufacturer that is disliked by the majority of the biking community, simply because the majority of the people who buy them tend to only see them as status symbols.

"yo bill!, guess what bike Tom Cruise bought!"

Bill "let me guess, a Ducati, Mv Agusta or a Harly"

Me "how do you know?"

Bill "because there the most expensive"

by overlord2 November 29, 2009

Duck Nuggets

When you get up to use the restroom and leave your girl lying in bed. As you enter back into the room....you turn your back to her, squeeze your legs together with your cods bulging out of the back, and woddle like a duck toward her. Normally, you whisper "nuuuggets" as you do this.

I went home with that guy from the bar, Daryll, last night. I was asleep and heard the toilet flush. I barely opened my eyes to see.....and saw him backing up towards the bed with his testicles about to burst out of between the back of his legs.....he was whispering "nuggles or nuggets" or something. I dont even think he knew I was awake. I am terrified and hope I never run into him again. Duck Nuggets.

by Rolly Fingers March 7, 2008

Duck Duck Go

Duck Duck Go is a search engine that doesn't look at your cookies.

Person #1 Google sends my private information to advertisers and the government.
Person #2 Use Duck Duck Go instead!

by Privacy Advocate January 13, 2014

cuck and duck

To have sexual intercourse, typically of an adulterous or clandestine nature, quickly followed by exiting the immediate situation or the entire relationship.

Synonyms: Nut and cut, drip and dip, sex-it and exit

He's cute but I don't think he likes me like that so I'm finna cuck and duck

by spudfucker December 5, 2016