blonde dave

a creature that lives in the wilds in santa barbera it spends most of its time in his room assturbating to the descovery channel

blonde dave is a douche bag

by anonoymous726389 October 16, 2004

Dave

used as an alternative to the word CUNT but can be used for anything from prick to bitch

You're such a Dave today!

by brothers 1 and 10 August 13, 2011

Dave

An obscure reference to Toby Keith's "Not as good as I once was" song in which he yells "oh ddaaaavvveee!". However, taken to the next extreme with a group of friends to mean basically everything and everyone. Very annoying and nonsensical. Can also be used as David (pronounced as Dave-Ed) or most commonly used as OHDAVID!? Can be used as a question and a statement at the same time, hence the exclamation and question mark.

Aaron: Oh hey Dave, did you Dave that Dave last Thursdave?
Boris: OhDave! I totally Daved the Dave on Mondave Dave! Oh Dave!?
Aaron: ohhhh! that's great Dave! Well next time save some Dave for Dave!
Boris: OHDAVID!?

by Momoshiggens March 18, 2009

Daveed

A fetish of the saggy tits, someone who is turned on by old wrinkly boobs and vagina.

One who watches old people Porn... is someone who probally has a Daveed fetish...

by Herald Lee Large March 1, 2009

DaveDays

An extremely mediocre musician who has somehow attracted a large fan base by parodying recent pop culture media. His primary audience appears to be awkward adolescent girls who are drawn to his non threatening, every-teen appearance and relies on a gimmicky green polo shirt as a signature aesthetic.

Fifteen minutes and counting.

DaveDays can't write a song to save his life, so he performs mediocre parodies of good songs.

by BoredWithTheUnderTalented January 10, 2010

Dave

Used when you cba shouting the person's real name... People normally answer anyway especially to texts.

Me:'Oi Dave come here'
Matt: 'Okay'

Texts...
Me: 'Yo Dave you okay? x'
Matt: 'Yeah Dave I'm fine you?'

by Sophie-Dave August 19, 2009

Dave Type

Ricky Webster. Anything pertaining to Ricky Webster or anyone who is listed as anything like Ricky Webster is the Dave Type. Dave Type refers to a life-long obsession to the music, videos, concerts, and other forms of media of the Dave Matthews Band. This also includes the members of the band.

The Dave Type may or may not base their plans for the year around Dave's touring schedual

by Crazyrocker June 4, 2009