Doing a Leslie

1. To masturbate on webcam (so called because Leslie Grantham was caught in his Eastenders dressing room doing just that)

2. To generally be a sexual deviant in an unpleasant manner (we can thank both John Leslie the British TV presenter, accused of some nastiness to one Ulrika Jonsson, and the aforementioned Leslie Grantham for this usage)

I was idly browsing some webcam chatrooms today when, much to my disgust (though not surprise), I caught my friend Chris Doing A Leslie from his pad in France.

by Chris Meme November 16, 2007

Do wan

Derry colloquial, the insult to use when you've run out of anything tactful and the person on the receiving end has already used the "your ma" insult. Generally the same idea as fuck yourself, but not as agressive, and suitable for use when fighting with friends without endangering the friendship forever.

"Go do wan"

"Gone go do wan"

"You're taking too long"
"That's what yer ma was sayin last night"
"Aw jesis that was called fer"
"Aye so's your face"
"...Gone do wan"

by dootmc April 8, 2009

doing physics

you say you are doing your 'physics' when in reality you are messing around or doing what youre not supposed to be

ex: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he was looking at porn.
ex2: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he and his friend were beating Gears of War on 'insane' mode.

by crashtestdummy March 7, 2009

to do a wafae

When you get awake but decide to go back to sleep cuz' it's too early and you're better staying in your bed.

It get up at 8am but i decided to do a wafae and sleep till noon cuz i was so good in my bed. Now it's 1 pm and i'm gonna take my breakfast. I'm normal.

by RgR February 12, 2013

'Doing a Bex'

when a person stupidly throws an electronic device across a room.

James threw his laptop across the room, " what was that!, he was 'doing a Bex'

James threw his phone in anger, 'Oh no i just did a minor Bex

by Bobby blue March 22, 2013

doing a dowell

Doing a dowell is the simple task of snapchatting a girl and getting no where with it. The subject is normally prone to asking about underwear colours.

Toby; Hey Scott, how's it going with Tate?
Scott; Not too good. Doing a dowell.
Toby; I feel for you man.

by CUNTMUFFIN February 12, 2014

Doing 'Guise

To wear a costume.

Mick: Have you seen all those children doing 'guise on Halloween?

Kassie: As in "fucking men"?

Mick: That too, but I meant wearing costumes.

by McMeddles March 15, 2014