divnov

to call someone a dopy stupid idiot that is very " i can do it " but cant and fail miserably

your a divnov because your a dozy git

by Debbie White March 15, 2007

divide

its usually a way to count math. You use it to split things in even groups.

Guy: hey
Woman: hey
Guy: Divide your legs
Woman: okay

by i have a loli January 29, 2020

rooster diving

Opposite to the male sport of "muff diving" it simply means "diving for Cock". It can be done by animals as well, when they are rooster diving to clean themselves. The sport is mostly played by females, who enjoy a good Rooster Dive; as well as fags who are into "man meat" in their mouths and can't get enough of it.

"Look at your dog! Hes Rooster Diving!"

"Wow, Suzy where did you get that wicked rash on your cheek?", "Ohh I was rooster diving all weekend!"

by AddyMacz September 21, 2006

Stage Dive

When someone jumps off of a stage and has a massive crowd carry them around overhead. Usually done at rock concerts.

Guy1: Did you see that stage dive last night?
Guy2: Yeah, too bad no one caught him.

by Syn2Die4 September 25, 2011

Cunt Diver

This is a male who has a large cock and can go deep into the pussy hole. Most men can't go this far since they have a little penis. Cunt Divers can make a women scream and can cause them to pass out in some cases. Also Cunt Divers can make a pussy squirt half way acroos a room. Cunt Divers have to be carefull so they don't cause internal bleeding to some poor bitch.

Did you see how Sara was walking this morning? A Cunt Diver must of got ahold of her last night.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

Diva

Diva is the female version of a hustler.

Been the number one diva in this game for a minute.

by I am Sasha Fierce April 5, 2009

diversity

Yet another code word for gay rights.

American schools are now forcing students to take courses in Diversity.

by sarcastic June 7, 2003