Hit Dice

When you thought the odds where in your favor and you end up worse off then you where from the game craps hit dice means you crapped out shit out of luck etc

Did you get laid last night bruh

Nah bruh hit dice

by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019

Dire Straits

A homophobic band that uses the word 'faggot' to demean gay people.

Dire Straits are a homophobic bunch of rednecks.

by sensitive liberal December 30, 2005

Diced

To dump one friend for another. Comes from rolling a dice away from you.

As in "I diced Kelly for Liz to go to the pub"

by Wombatmtb April 19, 2018

Directioner

A person who is absolutely crazy and will do anything to be with the boys of one direction (Harry, Louis, Liam, and niall) a true directioner hates zayn malik. These girls want to be with the boys they want to touch their skin and lick their forehead.

“OMG ITS HARRY STYLES I AM GOING TO GO ON HIS VAN AND HUG HIM IN TILL HE COMES HOME WITH ME"
“you are such a directioner"

by Ilovedogsandicecream August 22, 2016

dice

slapping someone back and forth on both sides of their face.

i'm about to dice you if you don't shut up about your haircut!

by Bubba Zanetti May 3, 2005

drunk dice

very similiar to a drunk say but in spanish! (dice means say en espanol) almost if not more hilarious than a drunk say.

guy: te quiero
girl: you wish
guy b: what a drunk dice

by Grant the lurker July 23, 2007

were dire bitch wife

A person of either gender who is exceptionally tall, angry, and controlling.
The person needn't be female, though this trait is most common in people of the double-x chromasome persuasion.

Patty: You know, girlfriends who don't let you go to opening week at Gabby's grow up to be were dire bitch wives...
Jordan: Yeah, dude.

A: Wow...Vee-dub is going to be such a were dire bitch wife if she ever gets married. Damn-sauce...
B: Oh my gosh, I know...

by The Adrians April 5, 2008