Dildo

A large piece of plastic resembling a penis used to give females orgasms without men

1.Check your mums draw ;)

by Quinn Fitzpatrick August 31, 2005

Dido Dildo

1. The once screen name of Jay Roseman

pHaTTyBaLLz: yo doody!
Dido Dildo: yo phatty!

by J Roseman May 9, 2004

Dildo Munch

The offensive term used to ridicule others of being faggots, douches, or dildo lovers, in the case of the term being used to describe a dildo lover the term is literal, but in other cases such as ridiculing a faggot (gay or not) or douche the term is generally used out of impulse.

Xavier: hay did you just see that Dildo Munch over there, what a faggot.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.

by Fluffy Daniels December 12, 2010

dildobotomy

Mashing of the frontal lobe through the eye socket using a dildo strapped to the forehead

That umpire needs a dildobotomy for calling that ball a strike!

by TomBally November 1, 2010

dildohawk

The typical hairstyle of a Tool, or douche bag. Greatly resembles one that of a Fohawk, but with a stronger and slightly more negative connotation to an indavidual's level of "tool-ness".

The guys that work at Abercrombie and Fitch generally sport the dildohawk.

by professor panda January 18, 2011

Dildoicly

To use an object in the same way you would use a dildo.

I'll stick the banana up your hole Dildoicly !!!

by blagan May 2, 2011

Dildad

Originating in West Las Vegas in the late 80's and then making it's way to the Mid South, Dildad is just another way of saying Dildo.

Joel: Did you get that Porno magazine from your stash?
Brian: Hell Yea, check it out this bitch is fucking herself with a dildad!

*Shit goes wrong*
Random Guy: Well fuck me up the ass with a big rubber dildad.

by Skazellino August 31, 2013