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Juliana Drunk

When a person drinks way beyond the point of just being drunk, they are so drunk they are now willing to do ANYTHING!
"I HAVE NO STANDARDS!!! WOOOOO!!!"
"wow, she is juliana drunk!"

"dude, your girlfriend just made out with me."
"Thats ok, she is juliana drunk."

1st - tipsy
2nd - buzzed
3rd - drunk
4th - floor licking drunk
5th - grade nine loser pissed
6th - Juliana Drunk
7th - Dead
by DW&GPthegreat February 24, 2010
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tucker max drunk

A specific form of drunkeness involving a very large amount of alcohol and a very high degree of beligerance, mainly towards fat and/or ugly women. This state is generally only attainable by Tucker Max himself.
Man, I can't remember it, but they tell me I got Tucker Max Drunk last night and offered to pay a cabby $3 to run over a fat girl.
by Anonymous April 24, 2003
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lust drunk

Is When your so turned on that your pretty much drunk off lust, your not even thinking straight you just act on your urges.
i was soo lust drunk last night. After Joe started kissing my neck it was over!!!
by italianchick March 20, 2008
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blind drunk

the term blind drunk, seems to come from the reference when people did'nt know certain types of alcohol would literally turn you blind.
when drinking too much of a type of alcohol like methanol found in mouthwash can do serious damage.
Methanol is converted to formaldehyde by an enzyme the liver; and formaldehyde in the bloodstream attacks the optic nerves.
the enzyme that converts methanol to formaldehyde also converts ethanol to acetalaldehyde.

To prevent a dangerous building up formaldehyde in the body, ER teams treating methanol poisoning will introduce an ethanol IV drip, to outcompete the methanol --> formaldehyde pathway.

Instead, it refers to a state you can get to using plain old ethanol where, shortly before your BAC crosses over into unconsciousness territory, you lose some or all of your senses, vision usually being the first to go. IOW, you're upright, conscious, talking / haranguing, but unable to see, and not really very worried about it.

blind drunk recovery comes as your BAC drops down, or you get an adrenaline jolt. These are sometimes called "blackouts." The term blackout can also refer to amnesia-style experiences: the apocryphal "How did I wake up here & whose pants am I wearing?". Good bet some blindness occurred somewhere in the part you don't remember.
by krisfromthepastandfuture January 4, 2012
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drunk as ten Indians

Native American populations are plagued by a mutation of the gene for the enzyme aldehyde dehydrogenase, which plays a major role in metabolizing alcohol. This mutation leads the poor metabolism of alcohol; thus increasing alcohol’s toxicity
Timmy hasn’t eaten today so he got drunk as ten Indians.
by Frederico Smith May 3, 2007
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Defunkatize

A hygeine product, such as: soap, deoderant and bodyspray. Could also be used as "defunk" and "defunker".
"Man, you need to go defunkatize yo'self!"
by RavenLoonatic November 28, 2005
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drunk

Normal operating condition. Several stages before being as pissed as a mattress.Still capable of most motor functions. Beer GPS not yet disabled. Low probability of self inflicted damage. Unlikely to become MPP. High possibility of continuing to {multiple} skanky bars in hi-jacked taxis. Waking routine normal.
"Not as pissed as a mattress, only a tad drunk"
"Drunk, fuck - no"
"Only one and a half bottles of gin, of course a bit drunk"
"No, I'm not drunk, it's called lateral thinking"
"I am drunk. Pass the bottle!"
by Taipei toecutter June 1, 2006
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