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Danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, The queen,gingers,. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
Yo is that the queen
‘Pulls down pants’
What are you doing

Poping a danger wank
by Archied June 7, 2021
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Danger round

When some weird middle aged bloke that’s sat alone in the boozer buys you a round of drinks. Are they spiked you’ll never know. You probably shouldn’t drink them but you do anyway.
Omg that guy just bought us a round of drinks. That shits a danger round.
by Yore-rayt June 13, 2021
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Danger Poo

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.
"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".
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Dinger

When you get popped in the face by a baseball as to hitting a Homerun. A Dinger.
You’re friend might say “oh that’s a Hell of a Dinger (homerun).” Instead you end up with a big bump on your face and no graciousness. But, your friend 😊
by BicBop June 28, 2021
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Danger noodle

I got bit by a danger noodle!
by Stacy Albirdy July 2, 2021
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Danger Phoenix

Danger Phoenix is a pretty good ROBLOX Wrestler. He had won the WWR Champion once at WWR Mania 3 against Loicy. He also had won the Global Championship at WWR which the Global Champion was first won by him. Phoenix also had defended WWR TV Championship every night when he was Danger Blade to prove he was actually.. UNSTOPPABLE! The current feds he is in right now is WWR, ERW and RWW! As we know Danger Phoenix is trying to find more feds to join.
Danger Phoenix has risen and came out for today's SHOW!
by Duckyize August 14, 2021
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Danger Dick

A name used to refer to or label someone that is constantly and repeatedly putting or finding themselves in dangerous situations, and does this because they get some type of high from such.
Look at ole’ Danger Dick over there playing with fire while blindfolded.
by TayTayB August 16, 2021
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