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Cunt Washer

Someone who has such a low status in life that they are not just a cunt, they are reduced to having to wash cunts for a living.
uh, my teacher is such a cunt she's making us do homework over the holidays.... No, that bitch is a fucking cunt washer.
by Wicked Scorpion December 13, 2017
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Cunt's fucked

A phrase medical professionals use to describe a patient when their condition or injuries are so severe that their outcome is bleak
Two paramedics are called to a car accident where the driver has been ejected through the front windshield. The first paramedic approaches the driver laying still on the ground and rolls him over to find him to have been decapitated. The first paramedic then states to the second - "Cunt's fucked!"
by jaded paramedic January 14, 2021
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Urban Cunt

A person on Urban Dictionary who makes up shit words and tries to be funny with the definition
TF:DG
person:yo man wheres our booze that i told you to get from across the street

Fat Tony: TF:Dg

NOT FUNNY YOU URBAN CUNT
by krazydave June 29, 2010
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Captaincook cunt

A white Australian/ references to Captain cook being the first white australian.
Abo: Gimme a moke you captaincook cunt!
by pud69 December 20, 2010
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Yuppie Cunt

(see definition for "yuppie" and "cunt" for literal meaning)

A yuppie 20 something who insults others simply by being semi-subliminally condescending, showing pity from socially and financially higher standpoint.
Person 1: Whoa! That comment was socially awkward and embarrassing. Who was that?
Person 2: My sister. She's a yuppie cunt.
Person 1: No doubt.
by Ohmy39 September 29, 2014
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dumb cunt

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by GreggsNE December 18, 2018
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circumstantial cunt

A decent person who commits cunty acts because of the rough circumstances life throws at them
Shin Chang Won is a circumstantial cunt
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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