coulda dun better

When your friend could have done better with their bf/gf/wife/husband

katey perry coulda dun better

by russell brandflakes September 20, 2010

Colton

A fucking brat......
ASSHOLE

“Colton is such a colton”

by H gzlyhyv l November 2, 2017

Colton

Uglass, greasy ass, dumb ass, stupid ass kid. Colton has NO fucking friends and has a super small dick

Person 1: Yo whaddup fam, what's your name"
A nigga named Colton: "Colton, wbu"
Person 1: "Bruh fuck outta my face"

by bruh112 May 27, 2018

colton

A kid who lives with 10 cats and plays video games all day

"uhhh it's colton"

by blue ass water June 11, 2019

Colten

An ugly, short kid who is hated by everyone, and loved by none. He is the biggest loser the world has seen.

Jerry: Oh look, there's Colten, Ugh, I hope he would just die already.
Moe: Yeah.

by Poke king11 November 22, 2021

Coultered

To knowingly make absurd, racist, hateful or inaccurate statements because you are paid handsomely to do so. See also sophist.

She not only Coultered all night, she actually resembles the Afghan-Hound-in-a-Dress.

by TheOtherDrG May 1, 2011

could care less

a phrase that angers prescriptivists. apparently people hate this idiom because it means the exact opposite of what it means if you take it literally. but that's the problem, you're taking idioms literally and expecting them to be logical. that's not how idioms work.

person 1: i could care less
person 2: you mean "i couldn't care less"? "i could care less" means that you do care to some extent. learn english lul
person 1: apparently you do not know how idioms work.
person 2: it's not an idiom it's a phrase made up by the uneducated english speakers who don't know how to speak their language lululul my variety of language is clearly superior to others
person 1: ok prescriptivist

by Crihn Bowonib May 6, 2021