Cock Nazi

A person that dislikes uncut cock.

Anyone who believes circumcision is necessary.

There are a large number of Cock Nazi's in America.

by TheWholeTruthShallSetYouFree December 14, 2010

Cock Warming

The act of a Top slipping their erection/Strap into his partner's vagina/ass/mouth in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.

Matthew held Jake close for a bit of cock warming after sex!

Sarah held Gail cock warming her after sex.

by Cinnamon.Peach.Pie January 7, 2021

Cock Magnet

A person who attracts other people's penises

When somebody's penis feels gravitation towards somebody/something

**Mark is walking down the hallway when suddenly he feels his penis pull his whole body towards Lucas as if there was some kind of magnetic gravitation**

Mark & Lucas: "What the fuck??"
Mark: "You are such a cock magnet, Lucas."
Lucas: "No, YOU are the cock magnet, Mark!"

by Cock Commando January 15, 2009

Cock Pirate

One who covets the cock.

Stupid 'cock pirate' took my last cigarette!

by Demogorgon December 28, 2003

Cock money

Money earned by a male prostitute for the customer service he gives with his meat, and the pleasurable stimulation provided to his clients' cocks.

Hustler's accountant: "Brad, just write 'cock money' in this box on the tax return to indicate the source of income."

by silkpouch September 14, 2007

cock blocker

An insecure asshole who does not have the balls to open a conversation with a woman, but will not hesitate to butt into any interaction already in progress. They will then proceed in destroying any chance of a hook-up. Most times, what they refer to as "their game" is so poor that not only do they fuck up YOUR prospects they end up scaring away the "prey" to another table or "Lance Goodthrust" at the other end of the bar. They are the most effective birth control device known to mankind. Stay away from these people or become a monk where you'll have just as much opportunity for getting some pussy.

You're talking to a hottie that you've managed to cut away from her heard. You're just about to "close the deal" with a number or invite to a more secluded place ie. your car, when "CB" shows up and hangs over you both like a plague from God or bad breath or herpes. The conversation, which had been flowing with magical bullshit, becomes strained and uncomfortable. She mentions that "it's getting late" as she eyes the safety of the heard. Her departure is followed by, "She was a bitch anyway!" from the asshole who's just ruined it for you. You supress the urge to punch him in the liver, move to another part of the bar where you start again in the hopes that he cannot find you. For surely he is the Devil.

by Sebastien June 15, 2005

cock zombie

a girl who likes to suck your cock so much, she would come back from the dead to do it some more.

dayam yo, that bitch is a cock zombie

by FLIPCYDE96 October 15, 2003