gentleman's chode

A "sophisticated way" to describe a small dick or chode.

"Tom's a needledick!"
"It's not a needledick, it's a Gentleman's chode!"

by Phil M'Crackin December 15, 2008

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Lumberjack Chode

It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.

This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.

Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?

Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-

(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)

by Grant Hansen July 3, 2018

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flacid chode

A term to describe someone who has a penis which wider than it is longer but it also floppy.

Marcus has a flacid chode everytime he sees a naked woman.

by BernieG95 January 21, 2018

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Chode Breath

Chode breath is the scent of someone whos breth smells like they’ve sucked a fat chode ( you can also use thks word as any insult you desire

shut the fuck up chode breath

by Didxjudpo January 20, 2019

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chode slapper

Someone who slap chodes, or acts like a complete douchebag, whiner, asshole, etc. Chode Slapper is a term used to describe anyone with unlikeable traits or an abrasive personality.

Bob: Dude, Dylan totally stole my wallet yesterday.
Tom: What a chode slapper.

Jessie: God, my boyfriend is being such a chode slapper, he won't buy me prada shoes.
Mara: What a dick.

Tom: The nazis were such chode slappers.

by CroissantLife July 25, 2012

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