A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.
Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
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Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
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