candy stripper

A person who is a nurse by day but as soon as they get off work they lather themselves up with corn syrup and stick candy in places where they shouldn't be all while listening to candy related songs such as Sugar by Maroon 5 and A Spoonfull of Sugar by Mary Poppins.

Dude 1: "Wow look at that candy stripper"
Dude 2: "Its a wonder that she doesn't get stuck to the pole"

by Daddy2233 July 25, 2016

cock candy

sexual penal pleasure for those that aquire it

Damn lil moma come get some of this good cock candy.

by Money mike January 25, 2005

Candy Rolling

The process of tripping on acid as well as ecstacy.

"Hey you kno that beasty kid jeff?
"yeah man"
"that crazy ass motherfucker was candy rolling the other weekend because hes a beast"
"nice"

by cannabod4men October 16, 2009

ear candy

soft and pleasant popular music

With an Ipod you can listen to as much ear candy as you want, when you want.

by Light Joker April 13, 2006

floor candy

The term originated by a night crew worker for a local grocery store, in which all food product, usually candy around the bulk bin section, was considered approved to eat without being considered stealing from the company after it had touched the floor, as it was unsanitary for customers and would be thrown away otherwise.

The term now applies to any item of food, not just candy, that has touched the ground, but the dropee feels is still worthy of eating regardless.

*Action* Ted drops a potato chip on the floor.
Bill: "Floor candy!"
*Action* Bill picks it up and eats it.

by Mr. Glub Glub October 21, 2005

candy pants

someone with a rather large ass.

Want to dance candy pants?

by candy pants August 16, 2006

candy lady

(n.) a term generally used by males about his main woman. the candy lady is one who will jump in to help her man fight, get her man drugs, round up all his other women to help get him out of jail, and is a great lover.

my candy lady bailed me out with money from all my other girls on the side, thats why i like her so much.

by boobiewatcher March 17, 2010