Dick burrito

The act in which you stick your penis in a tortilla and fill it up with burrito toppings, beans, mole, guacamole, salsa, queso, etc. You than let your partner eat off your penis while you experience the true Mexican lifestyle
Bro #1- bro ima give my girl the dick burrito
Bro #2- no way! You think she can handle the spice
by Sexymexicano69420taco November 30, 2021
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burrito lock

The stage entered when one is eating a burrito and cannot set the burrito down because it would fall apart. This is generally due to lack of structural rigidity because of poor construction.
Larry: Hey, could you grab me a napkin? I’m in burrito lock and can’t get one.

Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.

Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.
by PigBat March 19, 2018
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Beefy Burrito

A large Mexican of great girth seldom seen crossing the border. Also called an Uhl.
I arrested five illegal imigrants and one was a Beefy Burrito.
by Jedsall August 07, 2022
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New Mexico Burrito

A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.
Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday
by BronxZooNigga123 August 13, 2018
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Punto Burrito

1. A pussy who is gay, faggish, stupid
2. It's what you call your friends if you are mad at them
1. You stupid fucking Punto Burrito
2. Wow your so gay you Punto Burrito
by Ian Fox June 21, 2008
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Burrito

Aye, wanna hit this burrito.
by irollburritos February 04, 2015
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Burrito

Basically a taco but less crunchy and spills the meat juices all over you while eating it.
Joe: yo is that a burrito
Mamá: no it’s jo mamá
by Pineapple1790 November 25, 2019
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