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clumpy bones

A guy who usually lives in the East County or Tierrasanta and loves fat chicks, driving lifted trucks, Rob Dyrdek and the "Bung-Flesh".

Other words to call these people:
-Mr. Bones
-Senor Klumpy
-Klec Klac Klumpy Bonez
"Did you hear Clumpy Bones shaves his cornpop?"
-"No. Why does he do that?"

"Because, he likes it extra smooth for F.K."
-"Oh weird, I heard she's on the next episode of Pussy's Pussy."
by Skully the skullmeister March 8, 2010
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Bone Slider

The act of two women (FFM) performing a Fellatio as a threesome.
One woman lies between the other woman's legs and rests her weight on the bottom woman's pubic bone, missionary position. The man kneels beside them and slides his penis between their cheeks while they kiss to warm up their lips. Now you have one woman on top of the penis kissing it and licking it sideways while the other is doing the exact same thing but she's underneath working the bottom of the penis. Both women must work together as a team simultaneously to give maximum results. They both begin by kissing the shaft and the balls, slowly sliding their tongues and lips towards the tip of the penis where they both quickly flick the tip with their tongues. One woman takes in the head of the penis while the other takes in his balls and sucks them gently then with slight pressure pop them out. They both keep on sliding their tongues and mouths across the penis in long motions, when they reach the tip they both simultaneously slide their lips without using their tongue overzealously across the head around twenty times then flick the tip using their tongues. If the man is adventurous, both women can suck on an ice block and continue working the penis. One can suck the penis while the other sucks his balls and massages his perineum and the outside of his anus using her manicured fingers. The women continue to slide that boner sideways by sucking, licking, flicking, scoffing, pecking and munching it until he orgasms.
Sean: "I had the best bone slider ever last night"
Tom:"Your so lucky!"
Sean: "I sure am, we had a threesome. Those girls blew me away."
by Peeweecock October 10, 2017
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Muppet Bones

a light snack consisting of celery, peanut butter, and raisins.
im feeling peckish, i might snap into some muppet bones
by CptSpaceManatee November 3, 2023
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Groove bone

Place within the human body affected by good music.
Dude, that new Dan Le Sac tune got my groove bone going good and proper.
by Jamie Jones April 7, 2008
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Power Boning

Engaging in physically intense sex roughly between 5 to 30 minutes, if not an hour
Anton returns home with his eyes wide open
Leroy: "Where the Hell you've been?"
Anton: "I've been Power Boning chicks all day and I think I banged a dude by accident. My Hook-up gave me one of those E-pills this morning and it hasn't gone away..."
Leroy: "Shit man, you okay?"
Anton: "Is it normal for my heart to sound like a boombox?"
by RaiRaijinn December 8, 2016
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Sally-Bone

San Francisco Oakland Bay Area phrase - slapping someone on the back of the head or neck while yelling: sally bone/sally bowl/sally bo
Don't even think about giving me a Sally-Bone?
by Nelly Grace July 5, 2021
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