Beaver Trump

A control-freak beaver who thinks we need protection from illegal immibeavers. Has luscious, flowing blonde fur and uses a variety of hand gestures.

Beaver trump is a very good president. We need to build a dam, a great beautiful dam to keep out the mexibeavers.

by flurban dictionary March 31, 2017

Fog Beaver

A heinously ugly girl who could not have possibly emerged from anywhere else but the fog. She is the type of girl who appears in your bed on a Sunday morning that you immediately recognize as a mistake and try to evict as fast as possible and take every precaution necessary to make sure your friends do not find out about her.

John: Did Jack bang that girl he was making out with last night?

Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.

by Mavericknotgoose July 25, 2012

Beaver Song

The rhythmic sound of balls slapping a girls ass during sex.

Dude you were hitting that so hard last night I could hear the beaver song from the next room.

by NUboston August 7, 2011

Beaver Barricade

When a Girl is thinking about sex, or progressing towards a prospect of sex, and someone or something interrupts Her, it is called Beaver Barricade.

The MALE Equivalent to this is called Cock Block.

Samantha was really yearning for a hot quick romp with the tall, sexy man she had been talking to, but her friend annoyingly distracted her, and threw-up a Beaver Barricade into all of Samantha's chances of a good screw!

by jhaf77 January 9, 2010

beaver bashing

The act of female masterbation. Excluding the clitoris. Full finger penetration.

That girl cant stop beaver bashing in the washroom!

by zarrra February 7, 2015

beaver attack

Beaver attack: When a girls bush grows so long it engulfs her alive. Ergo a beaver attack.

Jeff: I was banging that girl last night but she had a beaver attack. So I just ended up jerking on to her mom while she was asleep.
Zack: Yeah man I hate when that ends up happening! My girl had a beaver attack once... her mom gets nervous around me now...

by Whip that b February 6, 2017

Beaver Dam

When a woman cock blocks another woman

Tiffany, you're such a bitch, you totally beaver dammed me when I was trying to hook up with Trevor last night!

by sodapopjorge May 3, 2017