basketcock

The stereotypical penis of a basketball player. Normally nine inches or longer.

Maria took on Shaq's basketcock last night.

by TomLuuu February 16, 2007

based_and_ancap_pilled

A person with good views but is British so that invalidates any views

That person is so based_and_ancap_pilled

by I hate British people October 7, 2020

Based

The cringiest term in the English language. Originally meaning positive affirmation of a statement, its connotation has been eroded by dude bros and cuckflakes using it amongst themselves to denote what they agree with so they can pat each other on the back.

It now simply denotes those who effectively ruined the word and destroyed its meaning.

Those based dude bros are so clueless.

by Viroodiem January 20, 2022

Breakfast Basket

Placing a hard-boiled egg into a woman's vagina and then consuming it with cooter bacon.

-A full course meal.

Man 1 : You seem hungry.

Man 2 : Yeah, I skipped out on breakfast.

Man 1 : Shoulda just had a breakfast basket.

Man 2 : I'm not married.

by Lousy-David April 12, 2009

Burned my baked ziti

Italians use it..... Meaning you you caught an std.

Pauly D: Mikey ...she got me.

Mike : What you mean pauly/
Pauly: i burned my baked ziti

by The Riddler Riddling March 13, 2011

baked ass

A smell comparable to an ass that hasn't been washed after a marathon.

Your dog smells like baked ass!

by Johnny GG January 2, 2009

Basketball

Life. Period. End of story. No more.

How's basketball?
Its ok

by guess...i dare you June 18, 2006