Sweaty Badger

When a girl with a full on underbeard gets excited, or works out.

'Oooh, that Insanity DVD gave me a right sweaty badger'

by ALittleFlffyOwl March 7, 2014

baldy badger

A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.

Example 1:

John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.

Example 2:

John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.

by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014

Tam Badger

Typically a curly-haired, vegetarian, plant-loving, exercise enthusiast who enjoys a clean and wholesome way of life. Often timid and reserved. At one with nature. Prefers plants and wildlife to people.

That girl skipping amongst the daisies over there looks like a right Tam Badger.

by Nick334 February 18, 2015

jizz bagel

placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it

I am so humgry i can eat a jizz bagel

by Cool kid77 February 19, 2015

dirt bagel

When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.

She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.

by Tommytwo40 March 23, 2016

ass badgered

When you dig in a girls ass like a badger

I ass badgered that bitch last night.

by Johnny hot tits April 22, 2016

back badger

A furry bum crack usually a man

His jeans are too low, you can see his back badger

by Kurtvandenbogart October 12, 2016