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Badgered

When one is tired, has had sex, has run into a slight misfortune.
I was up all night, man I'm badgered.
by Luisa Toselli January 16, 2008
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badger

A term used to describe a really hot female, for discreet purposes! e.g. a tampon!
maaan check the badger 6 oclock!
by sarah boot July 20, 2008
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badger

When you get a new chevy silverado and develop an unhealthy overprotective attachment to the vehicle. You start day dreaming random people trying to damage or steal your new hunk of a truck and refer yourself attacking the pedestrians like a badger would do so.
" If anybody touches my truck I'm gonna jump em' like a badger! .....Speakin' of badgers...I gotta take a shit!"
by sir_kim January 20, 2008
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Badger Raper

slang for the company Bontrager. They make Bicycle wheels and parts
Dude, i just broke another spoke on my badger raper
by Poof Ace the Chump Raper September 10, 2009
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Badger Spat

the act of after performing a gnarly guch spat, taping your wanggalang to inner thigh to ensure minimum to no floppage.
During high knees in practice today, I was comforted to know that my Badger Spat was providing protection from high fricion of my dick head and my thighs.
by Captain Batesalot April 10, 2011
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badger prowling

the act of looking for sex with stranger, also known as sogging
Marthaloiuse loves to go badger prowling!
by reaper319905 November 14, 2011
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Badger

Self congratulating narcissist commonly found at UK festivals frequented by people in Hunter Wellies.
Q: What the shuddering fuck is that outside the Hunter Style Dome?
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.

Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.
by WideAsItIsLong August 13, 2012
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