wood-pus

Wood-pus stands for wooden pussy: a wooden pussy means a floozy, ptretentious, hard to please white girl who doesn't enjoy to have sex.

Mate 1:" Did you hang out with Sabrina?"
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."

by A spaghettione December 14, 2018

sean woods

he doesn't exist

sean woods doesn't exist

by geometry keith from fnf May 2, 2022

shlanging that wood

when male genitalia exceeds one’s expectations

that french boy was shlanging that wood fr fr

by tess guadinino November 13, 2022

Scott Wood

Used to describe someone who messes up so fucking comedically bad and stupidly, that it almost seems like it will all be ok at the end of the sitcom episode.

Man, Johnny just Scott Wood’ed so bad how did are boss not fire him

by SpookyDookie64 October 6, 2022

Ben woods

Is a guy who gives grad to the Neighbor hood and even to his dog mutley who he f**ks every night like a ritual

“He’s such a ben woods”

by Benjamin woods January 5, 2022

Pine of the woods

Not from around this area. A foreign concept that is unfamiliar or odd.

*City girl walks into a barn full of horse shit in stilettos*
Boy: “She ain’t form these pine of the woods”

by Hope-less January 3, 2021

whittling wood

Another way of saying jerking off.

All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.

by jimmybomm January 4, 2021