The Kentucky dildo

The act of using shit as the dildo instead of using a actual dildo

I tried the Kentucky dildo for the first time last night.

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

Dildo Trash

Someone who wishes they could be a slut/whore/ho, but is too ugly, smelly, and/or rude to get people to want to fuck them. Very notorious for slut shaming people who are hot enough to get around

(person 1): so why does Amy keep calling you a whore when she needs to take a shower?
(Person 2): it's whatever, she's just jealous of me because she's dildo trash

by TotesATortillaChip May 9, 2025

Go Get A Dildo

Go Get A Dildo is another way a man tells you that he is afraid of the Test Track ride at Epcot Center in Walt Disney World. There is no cure.

We be freaky and afraid of that mad Test Track ride at Epcot Center so we state Go Get A Dildo. We wanted to be comedians.

by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020

dildo

Dildo the pink vibrating toy you mom owns

At night my mother uses her dildo

by lil_down_syndrome September 26, 2022

Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made

The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it

by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021

princess dildo

A big plushie sloth commonly owned by little boys oftenly named Noah.

Person 1: "Wow, did you hear what Noah got yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard he got a Princess Dildo!"

by Princess Dildo June 10, 2017

ostrich dildo

A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.

"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"

by Thelewdkitten November 5, 2021