Go fuck yourself

A thing to tell your teachers on the last day of school which means "I hope you become fulfilled with your life and find happiness".

James- "Hey Mr. Jones, you've been a great teacher all year, and I just wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself"
Mr. Jones- "That is such a nice thing to say, I hope you have an amazing summer!"

by Nomboss June 2, 2023

godsbane yourself

Dragon's Dogma equivalent of commiting suicide. Literally thrusting a shortsword called "Godsbane" into your chest.

John: I was playing some Dragon's Dogma yesterday and accidentally romanced Feste bro.

Mike: Just godsbane yourself in front of him and uninstall dude.

by Berchewe October 12, 2022

drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.

1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.

by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023

to buffoon and cartoon yourself

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a rational and pragmatic person, neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.

even if you may be a Jim Carey or Harry Houdini by profession, the phrase to buffoon and cartoon yourself isn't supposed to be part of your vocabulary, at least when you are in civilized society

by Sexydimma January 4, 2015

GO FUCK YOURSELF

The intended response to a failing grade.

Okay Thomas, you scored an F on your test.
GO FUCK YOURSELF!

by GO FK YOURSELF May 26, 2023

I will shit yourself

To shit in the garments of another human being, usually while they're wearing them.

Guy 1: And that's checkmate! Good game!
Guy 2: I will shit yourself.
Guy 1: ...what?

by keyboard8 August 19, 2024

Finalizing Anything Mediocre In Lieue Of Yourself 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Finalizing Anything Mediocre In Lieue Of Yourself 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025