Russian Water

A double-entendre nickname for vodka. Its name comes from the word "voda" (Вода), which means "water," due to its clear appearance. Russians are also frequently stereotyped as drinking vodka as if it were water.

I asked my roommate to buy some Russian water while he was out, and he returned with a bottle of vodka.

by Vladimir Vodka June 9, 2010

Chum In The Water

When a woman takes a bath and sucks up water into her vagina. She then queefs it out thus creating a white cloud of leftover cum in the bathwater.

Sara was takeing a nice hot bath the other day when she decided to chum in the water.

by RedSeraph April 13, 2009

Water gun

Defines somebody or something that doesn't impress, ore is even under the banality level.

"This weed is such a water gun...where'd you get this!?"

"- How was the game?
- Water gun...next time I'm staying home..."

"- Did u see that stripper??
- Water gun..... check out the one on the bar! "

by Papoc August 9, 2009

sparkling water

water that sparkles

sparkling water

by sparkling water November 2, 2013

water butt

clear liquid exploding from the butthole due to prolonged diarrhea

i drank so much last night i had the worst case of water butt ever

by bloter 101 July 1, 2006

water sport

Watersports lovers enjoy not just the flesh of their partners but also the secretions that flow from it. This fetish may also include a fascination with the one function (peeing) that their partner has been doing since birth.Generally speaking, for men the sensation of liquid passing through their urethra is exactly the same when they ejaculate as when they urinate. Even though men know the difference of whether they're cumming or urinating, the sensation is the same. Therefore, for watersports lovers, one action reminds them of the other. Likewise for females, their urethra opens and urine flows out of and among the sensitive lips of their body.

having sex and peeing

by christian December 29, 2004

Blige Water

The rancid nectar of a Sea scags axe wound, in other words female ejaculate or pussy juice with a foul smell similar to that of stagnant bilge water.

I was plowing this redwood of a whore when she squirted her blige water all over my mothers couch.

This buttermilk has the taste and texture of my wife's bilge water.

Umh........ i sure could go for a nice warm glass of bilge water?

by SoloBros July 7, 2010