Kinky Wagon

A sex act consisting of two or more bearded men engaging in rear-entry penetration in or on an early 1990s Chevrolet Caprice station wagon.

Jose: I’m looking to spice up our sec life, mi amor.

Andy: Guess who just bought a Chevy Caprice wagon!

Together in unison: KINKY WAGON!!

Andy: Oof, that hurts, but I like it.

Caprice Wagon: Toot toot!

by Wagon enthusiast March 3, 2022

Wagonator

A person who breaks apart someone else’s family and touches their kids whenever he wants.

That guy over there was such a Wagonator.

by CheesyPeens August 27, 2021

Wagon Pulling A Bunch of Dirt

Hideous, ugly, looking rotten

Guys be on zoom calls looking like a wagon pulling a bunch of dirt, wipe off the webcam, turn on a light, something!

by TimCook May 15, 2021

Cuntestoga Wagon

The wagon full of Karens you encounter on the wagon train to your friend's mom

I hit the Cuntestoga Wagon when I was in line running a train on Carl's mom last night

by Fally_F December 16, 2024

Wagon

Refers to an incredibly good looking butt, booty, badonkadonk, dump truck, gyatt, arse, ass, derriere, callypygian etc.

Typically used when referring to a particularly great booty, can be used for all shapes and sizes. Called a “Wagon” because it follows behind you.

Ex. 1
Guy 1: Damn, you see that from the party last night? She's thick AF!

Guy 2: Yeah, she's got a Wagon for sure.

Ex. 2
Damn, Ashley has a nice Wagon.

Ex. 3
Damn, that girl is draggin a Wagon back there!

Ex. 4

by Butts and The Bee's July 3, 2025

Snack Wagon

1. A person so effortlessly attractive, they’re not just a snack—they’re hauling an entire cart of looks, charisma, and confidence.
2. Someone who’s undeniably comprehensive hotness: style, swagger, and personality included.

Snack Wagon: noun

Did you see Marcus at the party? Whole snack wagon energy.”
“Girl, you’re not just a snack—that’s a full snack wagon, brakes optional.”
“That new haircut turned him into a snack wagon.”

by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025

Snack Wagon

A squad of fine-ass people (usually women) who roll up together looking like a mobile buffet of badness.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.

• “Bro… the club just shook. A snack wagon just pulled up and I forgot how to talk.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”

by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025