Wipe

An offensive term usually used by teenagers to describe how annoying or autistic someone is at the moment.

Aidan: Men tastes good with Stromboli and pepperoni.
Brandon: Shut up wipe.

by riderghost123 February 14, 2019

windshield wiper

blowing a load on a girl's face, then taking your manhood and using it as a wiper blade to smear it all over her face.

when that ho was done blowing me i gave her the "windshield wiper".

by supercron78 October 21, 2003

Spanish Wipe

(n.) the act of inserting a finger into a female partner's butthole whilst performing cunnilingus, and smearing a bit of feces across her face.

Dude, last Thursday I gave this chick a major Spanish Wipe, she was so mad that she almost flossed my oboe.

by buttman12473 March 1, 2011

wipe me down

to give a guy a handjob by licking your hands and "wiping" him down

I asked my girl to wipe me down last night and it was messy.

by kdkajks January 8, 2008

tank wipe

The lowest job in most organizations and is usually assigned to a newbie or someone so useless nobody knows what to do with. Mentioned several times in King of the Hill and at Strickland Propane the job was to wipe the propane tanks to prevent the sun from heating them up. But still not demeaning as a butt wipe.

The boss' girlfriend was just sitting around doing her nails so we assigned her as a tank wipe .

by Bill the Cat May 21, 2008

cum wipe

insulting someone
referring to them as what you wipe the cum off with

Yo cumwipe stop being retarded

by bobby April 1, 2005

Wired In

A technique used while using HTML Programming code. It is where you use headphones to drown out distracting noises. This results in faster programing for games or websites.

GUY1: Mike, get your ass over here!

GUY3: Shut up ass wipe, he's wired in...

GUY1: Go to hell Steve.... HEY MIKE, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

GUY2: Go slam yourself fag

GUY1: Hey bitch, go lawyer up ass hole! Imma sue your fatass

by MW2 Freak February 23, 2011