whackjabob

1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who's mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their butt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. These animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.

see Mr. Poe

A whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified turds yesterday, but I fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of Tom Brokaw.

by DAWAN June 1, 2003

bass whacker

(pronounced as bass like the fish) one who plays a string bass, particularly in a jass group.

"Victor Wooten is one crazy bass whacker."

by crazy steve October 11, 2006

whack whack

The white man's version of "cray cray"

"That Coldplay album is so whack whack!"

by Fish Nipple June 5, 2014

tally whacker

Your penis

Don't you just hate it when the space between your tally whacker and your gobblers get chafed

by bobdabuilder69 April 26, 2015

Whackadoodle

A jealous SLUT who feels inferior to other women.

That Carla is such a whackadoodle!!!!!!

by Taylortucky June 4, 2014

Whackida

Used to identify an object of which the actual word has escaped your mind.

"I found my pack of smokes, but where is my whakida??"

by wordman December 17, 2002

Whack Headed

Boring as hell wanksta type shit!!!

"That Bitches Head wuz whack headed"

by Rome Rizzle May 29, 2003