weed and seed 

when you smoke some weed with your partner and then have sex

"How'd your date go?"
"It was great. I invited her back to my place for a little weed and seed."

weed and seed by Ostriana December 17, 2018

weed 

something that is illegal to smoke, but know one gives a shit about

buddy : do you want some weed

me : sure

weed by crazy_def January 17, 2019

WEED 

When a snipe dog-go wants to smoke something and smokes a thrifty item called WEED

Me: hey, snipe dog-go?
snipe dog-go: sup.
Me: can you stop smoking weed? It can kill u
snipe dog-go: Nah it’s perfect for me
Me: *dies of inhaling to much of the smoke*

WEED by Ydhehejdjsjskskddk February 1, 2019

weed talk 

The weird things people say on marijuana.

Cut that weed talk and order us a pizza.

weed talk by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

weed music 

music you listen to when you’re high as fuck. microwave music. slow songs that make you feel as high as a kite. you feel like you’re in heaven.

Mitski, Lana Del Rey, and Joji invented weed music.

weed music by fayri July 9, 2019

weebsplain 

when a weeaboo loudly corrects and explains things about Japan, often inaccurately, to a real Japanese person. (like mansplaining, but instead of a man to a woman, it's a weeb to a Japanese person)

“Samurai did take their katana out for other reasons than bloodying it, Derek. Japan is humid. Blades need sharpening. So shut the fuck up and stop weebsplaining.”

weebsplain by cutesy pastel living doll August 5, 2019

Weed Buck 

Currency accepted in Weed, CA in 2 restaurants, one's ran by Roger, he's a cool guy but he's a meth addict I think

I don't have a lot of cash on me, but I have five weed bucks, do you take those?

Weed Buck by marchkarcz October 5, 2019