ur bike is in the 3rd reich

Fucking destroys anyone much more than ur daught a thot does. It is the ultimate end for anyone who comes across it and will spell out their doom upon hearing it.

(Michael comes back to life)
Jeff: Holy shit Michael!
Michael: (in fucking Satanic voice) ur bike is in the 3rd reich!!!!
(Jeff fucking dies instantly, his soul visibly rising to Heaven)

ur bike is in the 3rd reich by Fucking Destroyed, Inc. May 17, 2018

Ur gran pan 

A roast to end all roasts.

Mom:Hi son!
You:Ur gran pan
Mom:Shit. My dinner is ruined.
(You usually enjoy pork roast and are now sad)

Ur gran pan by Fricctionaryo May 17, 2018

ur family reunion is a gay communion 

ur family reunion is a gay communion is a very advanced form of ur mom gay or the aformentioned ur dad lesbian and will annihalate your enemy with the energy of a thousand suns.

Mike: ur mom gay
Brock: ur dad lesbian
Mike: oh yea, well ur grandpap a trap
Brock: no u, ur ancestors are incestors
Mike: don’t make me say it
Brock: do it gaywad

Mike: ur family reunion is a gay communion
* Brock is melted to atoms as god himself is weeping*

ur family reunion is a gay communion by Mikeyisameme May 18, 2018

Ur pener a schemer 

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.

Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*

Ur pener a schemer by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018

ur animal kingdom is dumb 

The worst insult that can be said by someone, once said, unspeakable things will happen. Even "No U" cant deflect this.

John: your mother gay
Dave: your animal kingdom is dumb
John instantly turns into dust and god weeps while heaven falls apart.

ur animal kingdom is dumb by Egg_meme_6.9 May 19, 2018

ur dad postman pat 

Better than every insult.

Michael:ur grandpap a trap
Dave:ur granny tranny
Michael:ur dad postman pat
Dave:*dies and body desintegrates and he forever floats in nothing but blackness*.

ur dad postman pat by Mattyholden May 20, 2018

Ur bro a hoe 

Only the most intellectual people use this

U :u gay ha
Me: ur bro a hoe

Ur bro a hoe by Mr.sofcok May 21, 2018