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Titty Luck

The luck incited upon a person when in the presence of a titty or baby tit tit.
"Yo how did you get so lucky?"
"I had some Titty luck bro."
by Bill Jonesby May 26, 2016
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Humid-a-tittie

Irritation to the undercarriage of the female breast due to the combined effects of environmental heat, tight under garments and dim titties being plump AF.

Common Side Effects: Tender red patches in the folds of the breast, tit zits, chest wetness, a general sense of irritability.

Not so rare, serious side effects: Placing any absorbent material in the cleavage crook, going braless in the office, asking for a divorce.

When to call a Doctor: Serious consideration of a breast reduction.
Either Rebecca missed her mouth at the water fountain again or she’s got a severe case of humid-a-tittie.
by AmeDame July 9, 2021
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Diabetes Titties

Huge, floppy, fat titties, usually accompanied by skinny legs and ass. This body can only be attained through years of cigarette smoking, convenience store eating and Medicade. Preference of drink usually includes a fruity boxed wine. Meals consist of any encased meat on a bleached flour bun or a cream based casserole. Sketchers footwear preferred.
That bitch at the VFW had some nice ole diabetes titties. Then I seen her skinny legs wrapped around the bar stool.
by Section 8 pope June 18, 2015
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Titty Pity

When an attractive female friendzones a male and feels sorry for him so she shows him her breasts because she pitys him for his lack of women.
John: hey i heard Bob saw Ashleys tits last night bro.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.
by billyradison January 29, 2015
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titty pinch

Will: Come on! You can't just give me another titty pinch of weed?
Noah: You were only supposed to get an eighth and I gave you 4 grams! I'm not going to give you another .1 because you'll just ask for more!
by 1will2000will1 June 8, 2021
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titty murf

A camel toe and wedgie variant when a shirt gets wedged into the underside of ones breast and is slowly consumed by any additional motion.
Joey is so fat, any time he sits down he starts developing a titty murf!
by not_gsand May 20, 2014
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Pity titty

An expression used for when a girl feels bad for you, so she shows you a boob.
Guy 1: "Dude, that girl showed me a pity titty last night."
Guy 2: "At least you got to see one."
by Bari123 February 13, 2018
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