Old hag

What teenagers online call people in their twenties when they get called out for shitty takes and have nothing more original to say. Usually accompanied by hiding behind their age.

“I’ve been faking being their friend because their vibes are off.”
“That’s immature just tell them what’s wrong”
“Why are you arguing with me, Im only 16 and you’re an old hag”

by dixinormousconsumption August 18, 2021

old bean

Old Bean is the clitoritis of an older lady, usually a pensioner.

Gladys enjoyed flicking her old bean

by shaky hand man October 5, 2010

old spice

(n.) Bottled bath water. Sold to men who live with thier mothers.


(n.) The sixth spice girl. Rumoured to really be Margaret Thatcher.

All hail Baroness Thatcher!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

Old Nick

An old Australian with low self esteem and steroid issues.

"Old Nick you suck."

by Merassmunch November 5, 2014

old balls

An young man who has extemely old charastics, also see Todd Wilson

Has anyone seen old ball lately?

by Tim April 12, 2005

old skewl

Someone who has been around the computer Hacker/Phreaker community before every wankster in the world owned a 486 with AOL.

sandnigg0r is old skewl

by Emmanuel Goldstein September 23, 2003

old hag

Term used by a girl to offend classmates

“You old hag”

by kittycat103 March 3, 2019