1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off
2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
by mr astronaught October 31, 2011
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by weliketopartyy November 18, 2011
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by CK Medical November 3, 2023
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by Grace Noble December 29, 2023
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"My wife is a couch queen. She's convinced her performance between the sheets is enough to earn her a free pass on contributing anything further to our relationship. She's reduced her days to sipping White Claws while watching F-boy Island while I'm slaving away at work 11 hours a day."
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Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?
Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!
Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!
by sillygeese January 26, 2024
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