couch plant

I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.

by couchplanter October 27, 2010

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couch licker

Stop licking couches you couch licker!

by bung linger April 19, 2023

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Coaching a gamer from his couch. Frequently yelling at him/her during the process.

A: "You noob! Do not attack! God you suck! Couching you is exhausting."

B: "I am trying, but i am new to this game."

by CPViper January 16, 2018

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The act of making love to a "big beautiful couch," otherwise known as a BBC.

"The other day I got caught couching by my mom."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."

by RaT_DicK February 09, 2023

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Hooking up on the back rest of a couch and balancing the whole time

I was couching so hard last night
Really you hooked up on your couch?

by MGJHM March 21, 2017

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Another word for cuddling, or snuggling. Particularly on a couch.

“Yeah me and Sally were hardcore couching last night.”

by poopdidyscoop December 28, 2024

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Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.

Alex was couching all day Sunday, when Meagehn tried to say she invented the word.

by Beanflicka14 August 06, 2017

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