VW bus

Very slow vehicle.

"Man, your car is as slow as a VW Bus!"

by DurocShark July 2, 2004

Minda Bus

a tyndale school bus that mindas catch home e.g. Chloe Teague

chloe caught the minda bus home with her family, ie: siter and brother.

by blake July 4, 2004

short bus

a person who rides the short bus. in other words a retard

Oh my fucking god John, shut the fuck up you short bus riding freak.

by dave February 27, 2003

short bus

a drink made when you pour half a beer into a cup, next you add a splash of orange juice. finally you drop a shot of amaretto and chug. surely to get you messed up quickly.

Man those short buses really fucked me up last night.

by randaroo6722 April 2, 2008

Lu Bu

A warrior who has much untruth told about him. He was not unbeatable. At the battle of Hu Lao Pass, Winter 191 A.D. Lu Bu was beaten by The Tiger Of Jiang Dong, Sun Jian and forced to retreat. He would never have been able to fend off even 2 brothers, let alone 3 (also, the 3 brothers did not participate in the campaign against Dong Zhuo).

Later, although people think he was bound whilst asleep by Wei Xu and Song Xian, realistically he actually surrendered to Cao Cao and was then bound.

He wasn't very intelligent, and also could never had stood up to Dian Wei.

"hyagh! I'll get you Sun Jian!"

an hour later...

"hy....agh...I'll....get....ugh...."

by Lord Cao Mengde April 3, 2005

Bus Cunt

To meet an attractive woman on the bus and then proceed to have sex with her on the bus.

MAN 1: Hey man what took you so long getting here?
MAN 2: Sorry man, I met this hot chick on a bus and we fucked.
MAN 1: You met a Bus Cunt?
MAN 2: Hell Yeah!

by F Meister May 11, 2006

short bus

what you ride everyday

you ride the short bus

by asdasdfasgsgf March 31, 2009