Cow walking

Cow walking describes a big, lumpy and "heavy weight" woman walks.

"Is it earthquake?"

"No, it's our new flatmate Ogre Cow Walking!"

by Fuck you again March 7, 2009

awkward cow

This is only to be used when a situation is extremely awkward. This is a step up from an awkward turtle. When someone says something so unbearable, you put out your pointer and pink finger. (the rock on sign upside down and have an on looker milk those fingers as if they were utters.

suzy: i lost my virginity in the back of a ford.
chuck: BRO. MILK MY AWKWARD COW.

by brittany ballin June 29, 2008

cow tipping

the act of putting a roofie in a fat girl's drink, and waiting around long enough until she falls or "tips"

A bunch of frat boys just came in here cow tipping. Hopefully there aren't too many of them or this place is going down.

by Durpo June 14, 2010

milk the cow

Squeezing a boob.

if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow

by Morgan May 4, 2004

cash cow

a fattie who guys use to pay for things and do in the butt

"sheera is alex's cash cow"

by Consuelo M. Ricardo September 1, 2005

Cow Tit

pronounced Cow "teet" noun, proper noun, verb, adj.

1. slang for "Gordo Marin", of the infamous Bunyako Boy's Gang, located in Inland Empire.

2. A fat person wearing a wife beater, half asleep, eating chex mix, or other bag snack, with half his/her tits hanging out. His/her sleep eating, appears to look like a cow grazing.

Hey Cow Tit! wake up! time to go to the gym!

by LoS R.R. December 22, 2010

spotted cow

Rural English slang: female virginity. Encountered mostly in suggestive songs.

I asked "My dear, why do you cry?"
"I've lost me spotted cow!" said she.
"Then let us search within your lawn!
And we shall see what we shall see"

by Weaselsmasher May 10, 2006