Tender

when something is creamy and/or moist

darryl is so tender, creamy and moist

by darryl June 22, 2003

tennessee t-shirt

not to be confused with the cleveland shower. This entails in the event or act of performing a cleveland shower upon your next of kin (the executor must be from the state of tennessee)the architect of the t-shirt sprays butt mud over the beneficiery, the beneficiery then begins to smear the fecal matter in the shape of a cut off t-shirt over their upper torso. The architect follows up by singing "rocky top" (the tennessee vols fight song) as loud as they can while stamping a "T" (similar to a mushroom print) upon the chest of the beneficiery with their genetalia.

"So there I was at the family reunion in Johnson City... immediately following the potato sack race we heard Cousin Steve singing the UT Fight Song and realized he was giving a tennessee t-shirt to Aunt Sue."

by Big Priddy May 7, 2008

Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

Tender Tennessee Christmas

A shitty fuckin song by a worthless country group called Alabama.

If I hear that damn Tender Tennessee Christmas song one more time, I'm gonna hunt down Alabama and take a tender tennessee bowel movement in their fuckin tour bus........Country music is for people who are born out of incest.

by BIG ROB from Litchtucky December 23, 2003

Tennessee

A miserable hell on Earth. Considering that mostly everyone who looks up this definition is from Tennessee, it's sure to get a lot of thumbs-down, but it's the truth. Anyway, Tennessee sucks major ass. It's polluted, since no one ever cleans here. It's also full of ticks and other parasites, and there's nothing to do except play with guns, watch football, and eat chicken-fried steak with a side of lard. The eastern part is the worst.

Don't go to Tennessee. Seriously. You can find a better state. There's Alabama. Or Alaska. Or New Mexico. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would ever want to go to Tennessee, unless of course you're an idiot. If you are, then come on down, hyuk hyuk! We done be havin' whisky an' possum pie!

by Ralph March 19, 2005

Tennessee Mudslide

Putting saran wrap over ones face and then having someone take a diarrhea on your face.

My girl was sick so I said let's get out the saran wrap and have ourselves a Tennessee mudslide?

by Hiker4twenty May 18, 2010

tanners dick

Tanners dick mean that you have no dick.

“ You have a tanner dick” Tanners dick mean that you have no dick.

by Tanners dick September 29, 2017