bargain head

Getting surprisingly drunk from a relatively small amount of alcoholic intake. Often gets shortened to just "bargain".

I gave up drinking for a couple of months and now I can get me a bargain head after only two beers.

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

Head radio

Term used for when you have a ton of songs floating through your head.

Girl: what the heck is she singing to?
Brother:Oh, shes just singing to her head radio.

by Rawrrrr. February 21, 2009

jakes head

A person with a huge cranium/really huge head

My best mate has a Jakes head

by Pepp3rmint January 5, 2018

Artisan Head

When a person is highly skilled in the otherwise utilitarian art of giving head. Artisan head is a skilled craft that is not your run of the mill dome. It’s highly erotic, often toe curling and guaranteed to empty one’s balls.

Monique is known for her skilled artisan head. So I had to find out. My balls were drained and the prostate was milked.

I was just expecting another Grindr blow and go but I managed to hook up with a dude that gave artisan head.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Head-Hassing

To commit acts of Tom-foolery with the boys.

Hey let’s go do some head-hassing this weekend.

by FatMule1941 September 10, 2023

Head basher

Def. 1-When that one catchy song comes on the radio and you are alone in the car and you secretly dance to it

Def. 2- That giant thing from the third Lord of the Rings movie that rams down the door of Minas Tirith

Def. 3- A sex position

1.Oh kids, back in the day whenever "We are Number One" by LazyTown came on the radio your father and I use to get all wild up in there!

2.When Gandalf saw the Head Basher approach the city, he knew they were fucked

3. Me and (Insert Trashy White Girl Name Here) performed the Head Basher in our room last night at the motel.

by Memeblaze January 22, 2020

the dead head

when you squeeze the tip of you dick as you get a boner in order to keep the tip at normal size giving you the ability to shoot your cum further.

what t.j. kilmarten gave you the dead head thats fucken sweet.

by red dick that hurt June 26, 2009