tearful blumpkin

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce

whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin

by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011

Trail of Tears

The line of perspiration left by swamp ass when an individual scoots off a plastic chair

Dude, my chair is soaked, at least Andrew Jackson had the decency to clean up his Trail of Tears!

by Pissbaby#1 November 9, 2020

tear da beasie

Verb: to kill someone, to get another tear drop

If he gonna play round im'a tear da beasie

by finigan March 31, 2007

Tear jerker

Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.

I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry

by Nathaniel Jameson April 7, 2015

hotdog tears

When you make an ejaculation emoji on IOS and your android friends see something else.

She asked me what I wanted to do and I sent her 🥖💦 and she said hotdog tears

by EasyEzz September 30, 2017

Trail of Tears (Punishment)

The trail of tears is a punishment used on misbehaving privates who tend to physically assault their NCOs. In order to carry out this punishment, a platoon must form two parallel lines. The soldier being punished must low crawl between the two lines while the people in line spit on them, forming the trail of tears. Note: if the soldiers face is not on the ground, they must return to the start and try again.

PFC Lesiecki was hard as a rock through the entire trail of tears (punishment). I’ve never seen someone so excited to be degraded. He really is a strong, jacked, dirty little slut isn’t he?

by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025

tearing the cabbage

tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.

sorry i didn’t answer man, i was tearing the cabbage if ya know what i mean

by 0hn0ghostie July 27, 2021