don't pank on my tong pound

a general request to have no "panking" in the vicinity of one's "tong pound."

While sitting on the couch with friends someone may decide to pank your tong pound it is appropriate to respond accordingly with don't pank on my tong pound.

by Apache Street January 4, 2008

t-paul

A girl who offers a boy money to go out with her. A girl who will try to get any guy with money.

She just pulled a t-paul! She offered him $30 to go out with her. What a ho!She has to t-paul to get with him!

by Lol gal January 4, 2008

t-poo

The act of taking a doo-doo butters and texting on your cell phone at the same time.

Alex- Hey i got your text earlier
Trey- Ha, yeah jah you just got t-poo'd.

by tpoointrey October 16, 2008

T-Power

powerful all around; usually loud and very outgoing; a ladies man; he could be your best friend or best lover.

God isn't T-power the greatest!

by T-POWER! March 15, 2009

T-pain stoy

A slang way of referring to the great Russian author and philosopher, Leo Tolstoy.

oh, you mean War and Peace by T-pain stoy? Man, when I read that book, it really made me think about 19th century Russia, and I couldn't believe how relevant the theme's are to today! Really though, T-pain stoy's later works are more interesting if you're into philosophy.

by Mont_ii February 26, 2010

T-Painfull

excessive use of autotuner in the production of music.

"Turn that crap off its T-Painfull to listen to!"

by Skippy the Destroyer November 23, 2011

i/t punk

An Information Technology person, oblivious to the problem they themselves created who sends nasty aggressive directives in notes or messages ALL IN CAPS WITH REPEATED WORDS & EXCLAMAITON POINTS to others trying to help them fix the problem they created. Often in BOLD and in COLOR!!

Did you read the note from that user this morning who hung up the system that said NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER CANCEL MY JOB / PROGRAM!!! F*ckin' I/T Punk.

by DRNEMdr nem May 11, 2017