Split

to be torn between two things - you’re either loving it or you hating it.

i’m so fucking split on *insert fuck boy name* he isn’t texting me back fast enough

by hoodraff April 15, 2020

Split

1. To leave an area or place

2. To engage in violence toward an individual

1. Yo them fools over there tripping and I ain’t got my piece I’m going to SPLIT
2. If you don’t pay me my money by Friday I’m going to SPLIT yo wig

by FederalBanks December 20, 2020

Splitgate AR Moment

1. When somebody who killed you had less than 15 hp.
2. When somebody you killed took way too long to kill.

Guy 1: BRUH FUCKING 9 HP DEFINITLY A SPLITGATE AR MOMENT
Guy 2: Dude seriously again?
Guy 3: Almost died.. that AR took way too long to kill that guy

by D81L August 23, 2021

yickity splits

Simply put, lines/rails of cocaine. If you are down with the yak get those yickityspilts ready for snuffing!

Custy: I am lookin for that white lady.
Person: Well, shit, I got some yickity splits right here!

by Tank Tankerton December 19, 2008

Taco splitter

A male prostitute in Mexico.

King Richie was a great Taco Splitter.

by Allenhazeldell August 27, 2013

Log Splitter

When a woman is having a sex with two men and is being entered orally as well as vaginally or anally, as to be have two penises at either end, simulating a log splitter.

My buddy and I are at the bar when a hot chick comes up to us and says we're both hot and would love for us to give her a log splitter. She said she loves having two guys pour the coals to her at the same time.

by Esteban Cubby Stank Boo Boo October 27, 2014

Banana split

when an individual wearing a dress and thong is standing and accidentally defecates and the turd is cleanly sliced in half lengthwise by the string of the thong before falling to the ground.

"That cold brew coffee went straight through me. I gotta get to a bathroom quick or I'm gonna make a banana split."

by Havanabanana May 31, 2017