salty peach

The act of eating an obese woman's sweaty ass while it is covered in semen.

So, my cousin Robert told me he eats salty peaches for dessert.

by Dhark fang August 2, 2016

Salty Bitch

Tsukishima Kei

Tsukishima Kei was being an absolute salty bitch.

by Atsumu Miya August 9, 2020

Mr Salty

A person who is salty all the time.

Nothing good ever happens to Sam. He is Mr Salty

by Big Alec August 19, 2008

salty

Irritated, usually about something that already happened and is done and buried, not something still happening. Or, it could be something someone planned and finalized that you don't like.

So he didn't paid me back in a week and the guy I owed me got pissed. Now I'm salty too.

by internetless October 13, 2016

salty kretz

the name assigned to the object of one giving an other a "blow job"

the girl gave him a salty kretz last night after they were naked

by marc brien June 17, 2005

Salty Flapper

The act were you wave your testicals that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.

Jew: Dude Garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.

by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

Salty Felix

The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.

John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?

Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!

John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!

by dingo3 October 22, 2010