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crank that soldier boy

jacking off a male will licking his nipple
I was at a club and we went back to my house so I had to, crank that soldier boy.
by AshleyWeiner November 25, 2007
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soldier boy

someone who would recklessly put themselves into danger or situation that may become unbenifical or "bad" without a plan or preperation due to aggresivness or eagerness.
Bob don't be a soldier boy, i know your angry, but starting something else can get you fired.

That soldier boy over there is just trying to get himself in trouble.
by QuietMezzo January 18, 2009
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dead soldier

Typically used as a joke, a dead soldier is a single turd left in the toliet. To be properly considered a dead solier, the turd in question must be solitary, and this is especially crucial, left with no toliet paper in the bowl. The phantom shitter must leave it behind and seek a wipe elsewhere. The dead soldier is then left for the host to find at a later time.
Hey John, Dave called and said he found a dead soldier in his bathroom after the party last night.
by teeyodi April 26, 2006
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Do Me A Solid

To shit into someone's hand.
"Hey man, could you do me a solid?" "Sure, I just had tacos."
by Zalbuub December 30, 2014
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Solid_Monkey

by Marvin Hounshell May 15, 2004
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Soiletheus

The Jaoist tradition tells of Soiletheus and his role in the Jaoist pantheon. Later synonymous with the Anti-J (Anok) in the New Jackist Testament.

According to the ancient legend, Soiletheus stole the first slug of excrement from Xanus (chief Jaoist diety). Xanus found himself irate and chose to punish all men by cursing each of them with an anus so that they would never forget.

Scholars have suggested that the Grecian tale of Prometheus is cognate, or possibly may have even had its origins here.
"He was mad at that moment with the spirit of Soiletheus. For it was apparent that no man's trousers should ever sag so horribly," (Noctes Excrementi).

"The heathen Jaoist priest gripped the wooden idol of Soiletheus. Then, without shame, demonstrated to onlookers how capacious his toga truly was," (Journal of a Crusader)
by Pierre July 27, 2005
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Soliday

any day of exemption from work feigning Sickness (distinguished from working day).

Sometimes, Solidays. Chiefly British. a period of cessation from work or one of recreation; while faking Illness.
"Wasn't Lee mean't to be back Monday?"
"Yes but he had some Soliday!
"I hate Mondays i might take Soliday!"
by Maxeltape September 30, 2008
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