Finger Soccer

A game in which two males take turns flicking one another’s testicles with increasing intensity. The first one to give up looses the game. Common to locker rooms across the globe

I just won a game of finger soccer, now my balls hurt like hell.

by Wittyusernamehaha January 15, 2022

Social Work

A profession that works in a multitude of disciplines - mental health, schools, non-profits, child welfare, the aging population, community organizing, lobbying, client advocacy, and legal.

Social work has a broad range of populations that it serves, not just child welfare.

by thesheba February 27, 2009

SOCOM pistol

Known to USSOCOM (United States Special Operations Command) as the Mark 23, Mod 0. It is the pistol of choice for U.S. Special Forces. It uses .45 ACP (automatic colt pistol, for those of you not in the know). It also comes with a Knights flash and sound supressor and a laser aiming module. It has a 150mm barrel(5.9 inches) and is capable of match-grade accuracy. It is not very popular with Special Forces, being that it is very large, rivaling a Desert Eagle in size.

Solid Snake uses a SOCOM, and you should too.

by Galloping Ghost June 12, 2005

Salisbury Swamp Sock

People in Maryland, especially Salisbury have very strange sexual habits. The Salisbury Swamp Sock is when a dude is banging his girl before she has to work without a condom. He then pulls out so he doesn't blow his load in her, and he grabs a sock to nut into. After the sex, in a rush to get ready for work, the girl then puts on that sock and wears it all day.

Rough nasty sex before work that has to be done quick. When the girl wears the sock to work her feet will wet and dirty all day or night. This is because she is a victim of the Salisbury Swamp Sock

by Angry Pirate Man July 21, 2009

Mexican Socket Set

An adjustable open end wrench. (Crescent wrench).

That sorry ass mechanic must have worked on my car with a mexican socket set. All the bolts are rounded off.

by Elephino November 30, 2003

business socks

The socks you where when its business time, popularized by Flight of the Conchords.

I remove my jeans but trip over them because i still have my shoes on, but then i turn it into a sexy dance. Next thing you know I'm down to my socks. And you know when I'm down to just my socks, its time for business, that's why they call it business socks. - Jermaine

by NotTheGuyBehindYou December 15, 2009

soccer girlfriend

1. Similar to soccer mom.
2. Mandatory sideline attendance at every game, practice and other events relating to soccer. Helps in decided cleat style and sock color. Responsible for watching over important items during games (i.e cell phones which you must answer, keys, iPods). In any win or loss situation, the soccer girlfriend is rewarded with sweaty hugs and kisses.

Soccer girlfriends drive Hondas, not minivans.

by GrilledCheese September 16, 2008