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filthy smoker  

A person who has no respect and thinks they could smoke anytime, anywhere and stink up the good healthy air for decent people and pollute the air with their filth. They are addicted to cigarettes and think cigarettes are good for them. They want to encourage teens and youth and other people to start smoking. They complain about cigarette prices too much. These people are usually chain smokers who continue to smoke daily.
My aunt is a filthy smoker and continues to stink up the air of her house
filthy smoker by tatomuck1 November 6, 2008
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Someone who inhales smoke on purpose to get a fix of nicotine, a highly addictive drug that should be illegal. They don't realize that smoke is just filth, basically the opposite of fresh clean air. This is worse than inhaling straight up farts, but they do it anyway because they are just so stupid. A smoker could just get an electronic cigarette and inhale their nicotine in water vapor with some flavoring, but they usually don't. They just continue inhaling filth because they are hopeless addicts stuck in a behavioral rut. Smokers usually litter because they don't even care about themselves, let alone the world around them.
Hey smoker! Could you please pick up that butt before I feed it to you and kick you in the balls?
smoker by chuckybubbles December 2, 2011

C-Smoker 

This word derives from the word “cock smoker” which is used to describe a man who likes to give oral sex to another man. Ultimately this word can be used to describe a person who is acting like a bitch. This word is great because it can be used around the whole family since no one can tell what the C stands for.
Jake: “Hey Vlade are you coming out with us tonight?”
Vlade: “No, I think I am just going to hang out with my girlfriend and watch the Little Mermaid.”
Jake: “you’re such a C-smoker!”
C-Smoker by Jakeb206 April 23, 2006

Lazy Smoker 

A sandwich available at Peppers Deli in Ellisville MO, named after Jeff Armbruster.
This Lazy Smoker is delish...
Lazy Smoker by daassgrabba January 22, 2004

Word around the smoke pit

Word around the smoke pit /wrd a-rownd tha smowk pit/ p.
1. A phrase commonly used amoung Marines (USMC) indicating the gossip or rumors of people and or events that happen to be taking place before/during/subsequent to that region of time.
1. MARINE 1: "Devildog, word around the smoke pit says you got caught bangin' a sheep or somthin'. Is that true?"

MARINE 2: "No man! It was a goat. and his name is 'Charlie', ok!"

2. MARINE 1: "Hey, anyone seen Chattom?"

MARINE 2: "Nope. Sorry Devildog. Word around the smoke pit says he got discharged for banging a Navy officer."
MARINE 1: "He did!?! OO-RAH CHATTOM!"
One who puts poison in their body. If kept up, smokers will eventually die unpeacefully by sufficating.
Smoker: Hey, you wanna smoke?
Non-smoker: No way- there are cooler ways to die.

--5 years later--

Wrinkly Smoker: hey, do you wanna catch a movie later?
Girl: Sorry, I only go out with guys my age.
Wrinkly Smoker: I am your age!
Girl: Ohh sorry.. then i guess your a smoker.. cool real cool-- nott