Slumpf

A victim of a `teabagging`; someone whom has been teabagged.

He got slumpf`d

by Schadenfreude* October 2, 2010

Slurmmin

Hanging out under the influence of Slurm.
Slurm is a fictional soft drink made popular by Futurama.

It is now associated with drinking alcoholic beverages.

Yo, I'ma be slurmmin out tonight, come by.

by Walt McNally October 28, 2010

slumpet

a unit of measure indicating a certain quantity of different substances.

I need to get a slumpet of gas.

Hey where did my slumpet of oranges go?

Please bring a slumpet of ice cream to the party.

by Duddans December 31, 2010

Slump

time period between being accepted to college, and graduation. Time when homework, and school no longer matters and you can have unlimited fun.

Man I love slump, I haven't done homework for weeks, and have been drunk or high for 3 weeks straight!

by laNZie April 4, 2011

Slumpcake

To delicately, smoothly, precisely smear poop on your penis while another man/woman is stroking and sucking on it.

Hey there, would you mind giving me a slumpcake. It's way better than an original blow job.

by AwesomeNigga69 May 29, 2011

slumployment

slum.ploy.ment, slum.ploy.ee, slum.ploy.er:

coined in 2011 by the anonymous blogger of www.slumployment.blogspot.com

Slum.ploy.ment - (noun) a job in which someone is corporately enslaved, grossly underpaid, and generally exploited by clueless dickwads who are oblivious to the full consequences of their souless, mercenary business model.

This minimum wage job with shitty hours, busted equipment, and no breaks is slumployment.

My dickwad boss is a slumployer.

I hate being a slumployee.

by Slumployment.blogspot.com June 9, 2011

slumpititis

to suffer from extreme slumpness or to be very slump, its very common and can be spread through vaginal, anal, and oral sex. THERE IS NO CURE.

Skylar has slumpititis ;)

by whodatcreeper October 8, 2011