Shortstack

A version of doggy style, wherein the female lays flat like a pancake, and the male enters from behind, laying down on top of her.

"I would like to be shortstacked by him"

"She'd make a great shortstack"

by jbrwsf June 2, 2009

white sports

Inferior sports watched mainly by the white population of North America (e.g. American football, basketball, ice hockey, and baseball). The main audience of these sports are generally low i.q individuals such as rednecks. In typical fashion, Americans think they are the best sports in the world but the rest of the world couldn't care less because they are too busy watching real sports like association football, field hockey, cricket, and tennis.

Peter: Damn, look at all these retarded people watching handegg
Sean: What are you talking about man, football is the best.
(Peter smacks Sean on the face)
Peter: Shut the fuck up. These white sports are garbage. Come, lets watch some real football.

by Macdaddypooty October 9, 2016

Shortstop

When inserting an object into the male penis

Using a coffee straw or paper clip in shortstop

by the wooster April 17, 2011

Shortstop

It refers to people who make and/or take stupid risks. This slang term is greatly used on the East Coast.

Don't worry shortstop we on our way.
---METHOD MAN (from the movie, Belly)

This is referring to T-Boz pulling a gun on Method Man. Then all of a sudden his boys pulled all they guns on her.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 5, 2005

Sports Goggles

Worn by people who work in professional or college sports, making their world seem rosier or more glamorous than it actually is. Typically people wearing sports goggles endure long hours and very little pay, just for the opportunity to brag to people that they work in sports, no matter how unhappy their life really is.

Mike works 75 hours a week for $25,000 a year and 5 vacation days, but will never leave his job because he wears sports goggles.

by CNCT April 3, 2008

erection sports

the erection sports are an exclusive range of sports designed just for men.like erection tennis when you would use the erected penis to hit the ball or erection rock climbing when you would use only the penis to hold you up.these are classed as extreme sports and obviously the longer the better. every single thing that is humanly possible can be turned into an erection sport

"hey henrybear do you want to come with me and the boys to play a little erection roulette"
"Oh i dont know Charles"
"Oh come on, erection sports never hurt anybody"

by a falling cow July 30, 2009

Lesbian Shorts

A pair of shorts that typically lesbians wear, usually cut off just above or below the knees.. typically worn by a dyke.. manly lesbian.

mom, I dont want to wear those lesbian shorts, they're so ugly!

by Butterflyhottie February 2, 2010