Sloppy jason

Ejaculate on your own face

I sloppy jasoned myself

by Eddymoney00916 January 3, 2018

slippy handy

A hand job consisting of KY, lotion ... OR Spit

“I lost at the black jack table so i owe my husband a slippy handy “

by Ddelong January 20, 2018

Sloppy-oat

When you're white gurl trashed, but thiccer than a bowel of oatmeal.

Dude, you got so sloppy-oat last night

by Oat chick January 26, 2018

Sloppy Yorkshire

Sexual act were a male pours Yorkshire pudding batter into a woman vagina then proceeds with intercourse, the batter is used as a lubricant.
Afterwards the batter is expelled and sometimes cooked and eaten.

'ere mate, ta wife let me give 'er a Sloppy Yorkshire last night

by PlinkyPo June 11, 2018

Sloppy Hotpocket

A sexual act wherein one party inserts a frozen hot pocket into their anus, and let's it warm to body temperature. A second party penetrates the anus of the first party until the hot pocket has been scrambled, and climaxes. The second party then consumes the remains of the act directly out of the first party's anus, then proceeds to chew, swallow, and/or spit it into the first party's mouth.

I once had a boyfriend who wanted me to give him a sloppy hotpocket. Now we've been married for seven years.

by Rockerton June 20, 2018

Snappy Snappy

A phrase used when champagne is desired.

Girl 1(Lana): "Snappy Snappy" (with snapping motion)
Girl 2(Rylee): We only drink champagne

by thatgirloverthere;))) July 21, 2018

Sloppy Bindle

When one defacates into a dress sock and proceeds to whip said sock across the face of a homeless man

Hey man, I just had some wild Thai food and gotta pinch a dirty loaf. Give me your sock. I’m gonna go sloppy bindle that homeless guys face at the Liquor Lotto

by Baby Farts McGee Zax September 2, 2018