shart nation

A peculiar Instagram page revolving around the shitty mistakes people have made in Vermillion, South Dakota. Should this shitshow of an Instagram page be put down as well as its owner, Joey Thompson, probably.

Joey should change Shart Nation to Shartstool USD!

by PeculiarCoyote November 3, 2021

Shartenfreude

The joy or happiness gained from witnessing the misfortune of another person's unintended soiling of their underwear whilst breaking wind.

Jeff: "Are farts solid? Because if not, I think I may of just shit myself!"
Phil: "Heh heh! Sounds like you've just touched cloth!"
Jeff: "I can't help but feel that you may be gaining a certain amount of shartenfreude from my unfortunate predicament."

by anonymous November 23, 2021

shart 4 u

the (not so) hit song that won so many grammys and emmies (no it didn’t)

“have you heard that song, shart 4 u by lila chopp?”
“no.”

by bitch not u November 23, 2021

shart

shit and fart

me when i shart
i sharted and it was massive

by i sharted😭 November 25, 2021

shart

shit and fart

i tried to fart but i sharted😱
i took a big fat shart yesterday
me when i shart😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭

by i sharted😭 November 25, 2021

Shart

A creamy, scrumptious, steaming hot puddle of butt gravy that seeps out of your tight pulsating hole when you finally let that sweet smelling gas out of its prison.

Oh please give me that good good shart, that soft serve, that splatter and spunk. Cover my toilet seat in that shart why don’t ya.

by Magic cucumber December 14, 2021

shart

when one farts but pushes a wee bit too much and some shid comes out

darn, i just shart in my pants

by big pickel December 17, 2021