Shoe

Used to descibe Bailey's Irish Liquor when people who shouldn't know you're drinking are around.

"You know what this Monster Irish Blend tastes like?"
"What?"
"Shoe."

by beddweller1774 August 16, 2008

shoe fein

some one who is driven by the idea of having the latest most fashionable kicks. usually having multiple colors or rarest or rare shoes

Mike went down to Self Conscious in the morning and waited hours before they open to get the De La Soul dunks, Hes a true shoe fein

by Gabbo Von Doom (x_0) November 2, 2008

Shoe F-O

The act in kicking a football off a tee, and your shoe flies off and flies in a similar direction as the foot ball.

(Sonny Bill steps up to the tee)
Dude 1: C'mon Sonny!
Dude 2: Wonderful kick!
Dude 3: I reckon he should get double the points because the shoe went through to.
Dude 4: Cool, a Shoe F-O

by Jack De October 8, 2008

shoe golf

This urban derivative of the classically weird scottish pastime involves unlacing your shoes so that they rest loosely on the foot and then kicking them towards hard-to-reach objects such as "on top of cabinet" or "directly under park bench"

Courses may be defined anywhere within the built environment, but this sport is believed to have started in Crossroads Mall on the east side of Seattle, WA.

Players take turns kicking their shoes towards the "hole" beginning with the player whose shoe is currently the furthest from the hole.

A spin-off of this game was recently developed that can be likened to the shoe-golf analog of a driving range. In this version, 2-4 players reach a comfortable undulation on a playground swingset and then attempt to match timing, finesse, and stealthy arodynamic shoe design by kicking off their shoe at the very apex of their swing, seeing who can achieve the greatest distance in shoe-flight.

"We met at the westlake center and enjoyed some starbucks followed by some panda express, but even these delights did not sate our thirst for adventure. We dismayed briefly upon discovering we posessed no footbag, but our melancholy did not last long, as a raucous game of 9-hole shoe golf immediately began.

by stubble February 2, 2009

shoeeewtfml

A term used when one encounters insanely bizzare situations. "Shoeeewtfml" is a word used when someone simply cannot think of any possible logic or words for the insanity of the situation that he or she is in. (The number of e's in this word may vary.)

Vincenzo: "Wow...i've liked her for 64576889 years and now she's involved with this man who is 100 years older than us! Shoeeewtfml."

Andrea: "Wow I just got rejected by the man of my dreams for an Asian girl. Shoeeewtfml!"

by phoenix523 April 14, 2009

Schroedballz

A term used to describe any situation, good or bad. It can be used in pretty much any way.

Dude, that was totally schroedballz.

It doesn't get more real than schroedballz.

Hey Schroedballz, go get Schroed dick jr!

by Schroed Tits December 22, 2008

Shoebatin

Masturbating to shoes and only shoes! not feet just the shoes. men and women are capable of doing this even though it turns out it is mostly men who do it.

Mr. Van Jameson was shoebatin all night in the closet full of shoes!!

by BADWOLF87 August 7, 2009